#4 - the evil laughter

I almost forgot: it's very important to create your own evil laughter. If you choose right, it will dot the i of any evil deed you might do. However, if you choose an adorable little giggle, then you'll probably ruin your own evil mood, so be careful, and practice! (I don't mean in front of a mirror or something, just do as many evil things as you can!)

#3 - help others

If you see an old lady with a cane and a big luggage trying to cross the road, walk up to her, ask if you can help, then take her cane and run away!

#2 - curse at people instead of greeting them

Isn't it fun to start the day by cursing at the neighbours? Or scream at your boss when you get to work?

With a little creativity and practice you can create lots of different techniques: punch them in the throat, throw garbage at them - your choice!

#1 - don't turn off the water while you're brushing your teeth

This way you will waste a lot of clean water, which is just great for the whole planet.

Also, if you don't brush your teeth at all you can probably paralize small animals with your breath. Just don't forget to open the tap, let it run for a while, and you're done!

Introduction

Well, I don't think it needs a lot of explaining, but here we go:
I'm going to write posts on how to be evil. That's about it. I also try to categorize these posts, but I don't yet have a clear system in my head about it. Here we go, first tip: start a half-thought out blog about being evil!
Anyway, enjoy!